I love it when people here state the obvious because really without their help I wouldn't know things like - I sweat a lot, it's hot, I'm a foreigner, my language is bad, I'm not married, I've gained a few pounds, etc. Yesterday was the perfect example of it happening in a progression. Here is a little excerpt of a conversation I had while visiting with my neighbor.
Neighbor: "Your skin is bad. What is that on your forehead? Pimples?"
Me: "Yes, it's from the heat."
Neighbor: "Why are your arms so hairy? You don't wax?"
Me: "No."
Neighbor: "Why aren't you married?"
Me: "I don't know." Thinking to myself, it seems to me you just pointed out a few reasons.
It's not all bad though. She did offer to come to my house and give me a facial. As it turns out she is employed in a beauty shop, and she is going to bring all her supplies and give me "the works". I think she considers it a test of her skill.
Neighbor: "Your skin is bad. What is that on your forehead? Pimples?"
Me: "Yes, it's from the heat."
Neighbor: "Why are your arms so hairy? You don't wax?"
Me: "No."
Neighbor: "Why aren't you married?"
Me: "I don't know." Thinking to myself, it seems to me you just pointed out a few reasons.
It's not all bad though. She did offer to come to my house and give me a facial. As it turns out she is employed in a beauty shop, and she is going to bring all her supplies and give me "the works". I think she considers it a test of her skill.
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